Like most tax-hating gun-toting Protestant rural white Texas Republicans, I just simply cannot get enough of this Barack Obama guy.
We all know that John McCain is old and decrepit. And that Hillary Clinton is a flaming bitch. And Mike Huckabee, nice guy that he is, ain't gonna make it.
That leaves us with one choice. One I'm happy to make. Give me Barack Obama or give me death!
Senator Clinton is trying to make the Great State of Texas her political firewall. Please, don't feed the fish. Let's make the Lone Star State proud by denying that conniving opportunist the one thing in life (other than a penis) she really wants.
Whether you're an avid quail hunter, a weekend golfer, an investment banker, or a lonely suburban housewife, you are part of our extended Obama family.
is widely regarded as Texas' leading expert on useless government and political trivia. He gave up a successful career as an astronaut to launch this blog for you kind souls out there.
Billy Clyde is a lifelong Texan (why would someone live in one of those other states?) who at one time could name the county seat of all 254 counties.
The author has the attention span of a gnat, so enjoy this blog while it's here.
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