Q&A ON THE TEXAS REPUBLICAN OBAMA WEB SITE DEAL

Q: I disagree with Senator Obama on virtually every issue. Yet I really like him. Should I join your group, and why?

A: This is the place for you. We all disagree with his politics, but he's young, gives inspirational speeches, and has a great wife. Climb on the bandwagon and be cool.

Q: I've never voted and don't do politics. But my husband passed out early on Saturday night and I saw this Obama guy on the television. Was that a Stevie Wonder song he was dancing to?

A: Yep. Signed Sealed Delivered. One of the best songs of all time. Senator Clinton is on her eighth theme song and still can't get it right. Senator Obama makes a (wise) decision and sticks with it.

Q: I'm a really conservative stay-at-home mom raising six kids. My husband usually doesn't allow me to vote. But I have a few times. And I always vote Republican. This year I'm thinking about voting for Obama. Will God be mad if I do?

A: No. God has formally endorsed Obama.

Q: My father died fighting in Korea and my brother died in a POW camp in Vietnam, so the Communism issue is a pretty big deal to me. Where do the candidates stand?

A: Hillary: pro-Communist. Obama: anti-Communist.

Q: I own a small oil and lube shop and a rare book outlet and practice a little law out of my home office. But the more I work, it seems the farther I fall behind. Shouldn't I be for Hillary or McCain?

A: Absolutely not. They both would make you take yet another job as a seasonal IRS worker.

Q: I own a health care insurance company, my dad set up generous education trusts for my kids, and all three of my homes are paid off. What should I bitch about?

A: Senator Clinton. She wants your corporation, your trusts, and your homes. Moreover, she would make you keep the kids.

Q: There was a newspaper story today that said some Pulitzer Prize winner author in Great Britian said that Obama would be assasinated if elected. Should that be a factor in my vote?

A: As Mick Jagge put it, "I shouted out who killed the Kennedys. But you look around, it was you and me." No, Hillary will be killed if elected. Obama will be worshiped.