WHEN YOU GOT TATI SANTIESTEBAN AND BOBBY JOE GLASGOW WITH YOU ...

It doesn't seem to be going well

J.R. Labbe

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Former President Clinton campaigns for his wife, Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Clinton, at Vandergriff Park in Arlington on Feb. 24. About 1,500 people showed up.

The Clinton campaign sent out a news release on Tuesday touting a litany of "former Texas lawmakers" who are endorsing the New York senator as the Democratic nominee for president.

"Former," as in the fact that one of them completed his time in the Legislature in 1953.

It would be a safe wager that most would-be voters in Tuesday's Texas primary have never heard of the majority of these men: Former U.S. Reps. Jack Hightower and Bill Patman and former state Sens. Chet Brooks, Bob Glasgow, Ted Lyon, George Nokes, Tati Santiesteban, Pete Snelson, Carlos Truan, Jim Wallace and Murray Watson.

Shoot, I'd be surprised if the candidate herself ever heard of guys whose public service requires a history book to document.

Maybe it's just me, but I'm thinkin' that garnering endorsements from Geezers for the Gal isn't going to ignite voters who are interested in change.

That release was quickly followed by another: "Democratic Party icon B.A. Bentsen" is backing Clinton.

Who, you ask? Bentsen is the wife of the late Treasury secretary/U.S. senator, Lloyd Bentsen, and the aunt of former U.S. Rep. Ken Bentsen.

Mrs. Bentsen undoubtedly is a fine lady, but let's be honest: The Clinton campaign is reaching deep into the back bench to come up with supporters of note. Does an endorsement from someone who has been out of even a peripheral spotlight for decades mean anything to potential voters statewide?

It's just one more indication of how badly prepared the Clinton campaign was for a Texas primary upon which her future literally rests.

Clinton's handlers scheduled an outdoor rally in the Fort Worth Stockyards -- insert cattle joke of your choice here -- on Saturday from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m.

What else happens every Saturday at that time in the Stockyards? The Fort Worth Herd strolls through the area's bricked streets. The city's official cattle drive leaves behind more than just a glimpse at the Old West. (Insert manure joke of your choice here.)

The Stockyards decision followed a get-out-the-vote rally that put former President Bill Clinton in a city park in a very conservative North Texas suburb at 9:30 a.m. ... on a Sunday.

As a colleague of mine offered, in these parts we call that "Sunday School hour, and ain't nothin' happening then but kids gluing cotton ball clouds on pictures of Heaven while their folks examine what Paul really meant in his letters."

It makes you wonder: As a politician, there are few better than the brilliant if personally flawed Bill Clinton. Congregations far and wide love to have that man standing in the pulpit on a Sunday morning.

But his wife's campaign organizers couldn't locate a pastor anywhere in the Metroplex who would step aside for 10 minutes while Bill addressed the flock?

Today, he who wants to be first fellow come January 2009 is back in Texas. A Thursday afternoon news release from Hillary's campaign announced that he'll make Sunday stops in Houston, Beaumont, Marshall, Wichita Falls, Abilene and College Station. Details about exactly where he would be in each city weren't available by the time this column went to press.

Let us review: Bill Clinton in Wichita Falls, a city in which one TV station ran a news report in late January questioning whether John McCain was too liberal for local voters.

Bill Clinton in College Station, home of Texas A&M University and its Corps of Cadets. In the 2006 Princeton Review, Aggieland ranked as among the nation's schools at which students were "most nostalgic for Ronald Reagan."

And Bill Clinton in Abilene. The city on the "Friendly Frontier" ranked third most conservative out of 237 U.S. cities with a population of more than 100,000 in a 2005 nationwide study released by the nonpartisan Bay Area Center for Voting Research.

Makes you scratch your head, don't it?

But Friday morning's news release was proof that Hillary's camp has circled the wagons so tightly that not even fresh air is getting in.

"Senator Obama has campaigned hard in [Texas, Ohio, Rhode Island and Vermont]," the release said. "He has spent time meeting editorial boards, courting endorsers, holding rallies, and -- of course -- making speeches.

"If he cannot win all of these states with all this effort, there's a problem. Should Senator Obama fail to score decisive victories with all of the resources and effort he is bringing to bear, the message will be clear."

Pardon the mixed metaphor, but talk about trying to spin the monkey onto your foe's back: If he doesn't win all four states decisively, we all know what that means! (Insert ominous musical chords here.)

And what would it mean? That she's only going to lose by a little, rather than the old-fashioned Texas butt-whuppin' that everyone is anticipating.

jrlabbe@star-telegram.com
Jill "J.R." Labbe is deputy editorial page editor of the Star-Telegram . 817-390-7599

WITH FRIENDS LIKE THIS, ...

My vote for Senator Barack Obama just got firmed up.

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Stumping for Clinton, Steinem Says McCain's P.O.W. Cred Is Overrated

by Niall Stanage | March 2, 2008

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AUSTIN, Texas—Feminist icon Gloria Steinem took to the stump on Hillary Clinton’s behalf here last night and quickly proved that she has lost none of her taste for provocation.

From the stage, the 73-year-old seemed to denigrate the importance of John McCain’s time as a prisoner of war in Vietnam. In an interview with the Observer afterward, she suggested that Barack Obama benefits—and Clinton suffers—because Americans view racism more seriously than sexism.

Steinem also told the crowd that one reason to back Clinton was because “she actually enjoys conflict.”

And she claimed that if Clinton’s experience as First Lady were taken seriously in relation to her White House bid, people might “finally admit that, say, being a secretary is the best way to learn your boss’s job and take it over.”

Steinem raised McCain’s Vietnam imprisonment as she sought to highlight an alleged gender-based media bias against Clinton.

“Suppose John McCain had been Joan McCain and Joan McCain had got captured, shot down and been a POW for eight years. [The media would ask], ‘What did you do wrong to get captured? What terrible things did you do while you were there as a captive for eight years?’” Steinem said, to laughter from the audience.

McCain was, in fact, a prisoner of war for around five-and-a-half years, during which time he was tortured repeatedly. Referring to his time in captivity, Steinem said with bewilderment, “I mean, hello? This is supposed to be a qualification to be president? I don’t think so.”

Steinem’s broader argument was that the media and the political world are too admiring of militarism in all its guises.

“I am so grateful that she [Clinton] hasn’t been trained to kill anybody. And she probably didn’t even play war games as a kid. It’s a great relief from Bush in his jump suit and from Kerry saluting.”

To the Observer, Steinem insisted that “from George Washington to Jack Kennedy and PT-109 we have behaved as if killing people is a qualification for ruling people.”

Other Clinton proxies, notably Black Entertainment Television founder Bob Johnson and a New Hampshire campaign chair, Billy Shaheen, have generated controversies with their criticisms of Obama. By contrast, Steinem told me the Illinois senator was “an intelligent, well-intentioned person.” She added: “I would like very much to see him be president for eight years after Hillary has been president for eight years.”

But she also opined that “a majority of Americans want redemption for racism, for our terrible destructive racist past and so see a vote for Obama as redemptive.” Then, using a term for the mass killing of women, she added, “I don’t think as many want redemption for the gynocide.”

“They acknowledge racism—not enough, but somewhat,” Steinem continued. “They would probably be less likely to acknowledge that the most likely way a pregnant woman is to die is murder from her male partner. There are six million female lives lost in the world every year simply because they are female.”

Steinem has been a Clinton supporter for several years—even though, as she reminded me, she protested against Bill Clinton’s welfare reforms outside the White House. Her support for the former First Lady has become more high-profile of late. She penned a January op-ed for the New York Times backing Clinton and asserting that “gender is probably the most restricting force in American life.” She was also one of the women’s rights activists who signed a February 15 letter published on the Huffington Post that insisted, “It’s time for feminists to say that Senator Obama has no monopoly on inspiration.”

Yesterday’s event, billed by the Clinton campaign as “One Million for Hillary with Gloria Steinem,” was one of several appearances scheduled for the veteran feminist across Texas as Tuesday’s primary looms. It was held in a downtown music venue and was attended by around 200 people, the vast majority of whom were women. Before Steinem spoke, two Clinton campaign ads focusing on female support were shown, to applause.

In her speech, Steinem argued that there was a major sexist component to the murmurs from some quarters suggesting Clinton should abandon her presidential quest.

There is, she said, “a great deal of pressure at play for her to act like her gender and give in.” Several shouts of “No!” came from the crowd. Steinem went on: “It’s a way of reinforcing the gender roles, right? Men are loved if they win and Hillary is loved if she loses…But maybe we shouldn’t be so afraid of an open convention that actually decides something. After all, it was an open convention in New York City that gave us Abraham Lincoln.”

Steinem’s speech offered, Letterman-style, ten reasons why she was supporting Hillary. Most were serious, though one of the more flippant was “We get Bill Clinton as Eleanor Roosevelt.”

Steinem, like any good politician, also made sure to praise her surroundings. True to her own spirit, though, she did so in less decorous terms than any candidate for office would dare.

Other than Austin, she said, “there is no community in the whole world that understands how to include everybody, how to be serious and have a good time at the same time, how to be fan-fucking-tastic” quite so well.

UPDATE: The Clinton campaign sends over the following statement from Howard Wolfson: "Senator Clinton has repeatedly praised Senator McCain's courage and service to our country. These comments certainly do not represent her thinking in any way. Senator Clinton intends to have a respectful debate with Senator McCain on the issues."

CALL AT 3 :00 AM

Hello.

Uh, can I talk to Bill?

Who is this?

Crystal.

What do you want?

Your husband, bitch! Give him the phone.

(background noise: "Hillary, what's going on? It's 3 in the morning.")

Some skank named Crystal wants to talk to you.

I'll get it in the other room. You go back to sleep, my love.

Sorry, Crystal. She wasn't supposed to be home this month.

That's okay. Can me, you and your money hook up in the city tomorrow.

Sure. See you around 3 p.m.

DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD

Yet another objective dead blog of a president debate, this time coming to you from Cleveland State University -- often referred to as "The Rice of Eastern Cleveland." Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton, fighting for her defunct political life, will square off against polished hope-for-change agent Senator Barack Obama.

Here goes:

Holy Toledo Ohio! What the hell is wrong with these networks? CNN featured Lou Dobbs in its lead-in broadcast. Now MSNBC's opening act is Keith Olbermann! What, were Emo Phillips, Pee Wee Herman and Bobcat Goldwait not available? Please hurry to the main event.

(editors note: Dobbs and Olbermann regularly vacation with Senator Clinton. On the other hand, Obama likes to vacation with Eric Clapton and Halle Berry.)

The candidates shake hands (although Clinton didn't really want to). The audience offers polite applause. Olbermann refuses to get his dumb ass off the air. Tim Russert and Brian Williams sit down. They're both pretty good (Williams is better).

Williams says there will be no real rules. Good news for Hillary, who's a well-known debate cheater.

8: 08 -- Clinton: Claims Obama pulled her piggy-tail. Blah blah blah.

8:10 -- Obama: My health care plan is better. And don't you go bitching about misleading mail, bitch. You're living in fairy-tale land. "We don't whine about it."

8:12 -- Clinton (interrupting Obama): She's bragging about her health care experience again! Just amazing. The single biggest domestic policy failure in the past generation, and she wants to keep reminding voters that she was the architect. If you're gonna filibuster, please have something to say.

8: 15 -- Obama: He's calm and makes sense. Plus, he talking pretty slow, hoping to run out the clock. Smart.

8: 16 -- Clinton (interrupting Obama and the moderators): She would make a fine Human Resources bureaucrat at a small manufacturing company.

8: 17 -- Obama: Clinton is wrong, and I like children. Also, I'm a realist.

8: 18 -- Clinton (interrupting yet again despite being told not to): Has put half of Ohio and and the country to sleep.

8: 20 -- Clinton: Bitches that the world is against her. Talks about Saturday Night Live. Claims she has always been a critic of NAFTA. Also denies having a daughter named Chelsea and being a partner in the Rose Law Firm. Wants a "trade timeout." Uh, have you introduced that bill in your eight years in the Senate?

8: 23 -- Obama: States the obvious -- Clinton has always been NAFTA cheerleader until last Wednesday. She's "shifted positions." That's a very nice way to put it. But Obama is a nice guy. Also, against deadly toys and medicine.

8: 25 -- Clinton: I want to be all things to all people. Refuses to answer Russert's questions or acknowledge her flip-flops. Vows to piss of Canada and Mexico, our nation's two best friends. Great! Just what we need.

8:29 -- Obama: Points out that he's been consistent (subliminal reference to you-know-who). Pro-science, like, uh, windmills.

8: 32 -- Clinton: Just because I lied in the past doesn't mean I'm lying now. Blames Governor Bush for her lies. "Solar panels on roofs" will fix the economy. Hell, I was installing solar panels in the 1970s. How futuristic.

8: 35 -- Obama: "Senator Clinton equates experience with longevity in Washington." Doesn't agree. Wants to hunt down terrorists in northwest Pakistan.

8: 38 -- Clinton: Claims she did something in Northern Ireland and Yugoslavia -- a lie. Now claims that she's just like Obama. Okay, so why vote for you, of all people. If I heard right, she criticized Obama for considering bombing Pakistan, then said she would be even tougher. What, double-bomb them?

8: 41 -- Obama: "Once we drove the bus in the ditch, how are we gonna get out of the ditch" he asks. Says Clinton is poor driver. And a flip-flopper. Likes it when we catch or kill terrorists.

8:44 -- Obama: Doesn't like Russert's silly question. Wants to be responsible in Iraq.

8:46 -- Clinton: "There is no military solution." A defeatist on Iraq now that things are going well and a slap in the face to the troops. Blames Bush again (even though she always votes with him). For some reason thinks Obama could hold a hearing that would force NATO to take over in Iraq and South Central Asia. What?

8: 48 -- Obama: Listens to Bob Gates (good!). "We will have to act in a way that protects our homeland and our interests abroad." This is no peacenik.

8:49 -- Clinton: Tries like hell to interrupt but Brian Williams explains television economics and shuts.her.down.

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8:55 -- Obama: After being shown a clip of Clinton being a sarcastic bitch, Obama graciously intimates that it was mildly amusing. (editors note: Clinton let's out first giant cackle of the evening) Listens to middle-class women in Cincinnati and will advocate for them.

8:57 -- Clinton: "Occasionally you can sneak that in." Once again, brags about her work on HillaryCare, which Americans hated. Do you want to lose? Criticizes Obama for voting for an energy reform bill and some other stuff; moderators less than impressed and move on.

9:00 -- Obama: Suggests that you cannot kill your parents and beg for mercy because you're an orphan. Brings up the HillaryCare mess (Hillary opened the door) and reminds viewers that Clinton single handily screwed that up by putting out hits on anyone who criticized a single comma.

9:05 -- Obama: Will sit down with John McCain and come up with a fair way to campaign in the fall. These are two fair men who can be trusted. Sit down with Hillary and she'll just pull the wool over your eyes. This will all get worked out. Don't put the cart before the horse.

9:07 -- Clinton: Avoids question and refuses to disclose financials. (Probably wants to amend old returns.) Also wants to hide her White House records.

9:09 -- Obama: Can't help who supports him. (editors note: Obama would just as soon I not support him.) But he denounces supporters whom he dislikes. Bottom line: I love Jews and Israel and Jews and Israel feels the same about me.

9:13 -- Clinton: Says she bases her support of Jews and Israel based on purely political grounds.

9: 16 -- Obama: Rejects and denounces bigots. Seems to make Clinton pleased. Whatever.

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9:29 -- Obama: Not as liberal as the National Journal rankings show. Turns it into a pro-immigrant issue and a pro-ethics issue. "The categories don't make sense."

9:23 -- Clinton: Picks a fight with Putin. Calls Vladamir "clever and transparent." Well, you should know all about that stuff.

9:26 -- Obama: Together with international allies, will not let Russia bully anyone in Yugoslavia. Kosovo will be safe in a Barack Obama administration.

9:28 -- Clinton: Really sorry she has cast bad votes, but didn't understand them. Wants a do-over. Then talks about her "experience and unique qualifications." Which is it?

9:30 -- Obama: His only mistake was not being firmer on the Terry Shivo deal. Now, in an attempt to allow her to save some degree of dignity, says nice things about HRC. Very gentlemanly.

9: 32 -- Obama: Says more nice things about sorry excuse of an opponent. "Of course, I think I'd be better." That's the understatement of the year! Despite shameless goading by moderators, refuses to take a shot at Clinton.

9: 34 -- Clinton: I more or less concede. It's possible for me to win, but ... okay, I wanna talk about change. (editors note: That issue is sorta taken) Now she's just rambling. This is sad. Is she going for the sympathy vote?

Brian Williams announces that the debate will be rebroadcast later on TeleMundo. Maybe it will be interesting in Spanish.

Thanks for joining us. Good night, and good luck.

THEY PICKED ME! GIVE ME A MOE +/-3.5% W/95 PROBABILITY OR GIVE ME DEATH

Hello.

May I speak to the head of the household, please?

You from the IRS?

No, I'm calling from McCrunchersome Public Opinion Research Associates. We are surveying Texans about their political attitudes on the upcoming election.

Count me in. I dig politics.

Okay, a few preliminary questions. Are you a regular voter.

Yes, I have a very high fiber diet.

Uh, have you voted in the past three elections?

Yep.

Now, would you consider yourself a Democrat, a Republican, a member of another party, or an independent voter.

More or less Republican.

Okay, do you vote in the Republican primaries?

Didn't in 1986. But since then.

Okay, did you support George W. Bush in the last election?

Yeah. And the one before that and the one before that and the one before that.

On a scale of one to ten, with ten being the best and one being the worst, how would you rank President Bush's job performance?

Nine.

Really?

Really.

Okay, have you voted early in next week's primary elections and if not, do you plan to vote?

Wouldn't miss it for the world.

And which Republican candidate will you be supporting, John McCain, Mike Huckabee, Ron Paul, or another candidate?

Who said I was voting for a Republican candidate?

Please allow me to ask the questions. I am a highly trained telephone solicitor. For whom do you plan to vote?

Barack Obama.

Sir, you do know that his name appears on the Democratic ballot?

Of course. I'm not as dumb as people think.

So you plan to vote in the Democratic primary?

Dude, do I have to draw you a picture? Of course.

Okay, I'm going to ask you some questions about your political views that we're asking all self-described Obama supporters.
From a political perspective, which of the following celebrities do you most closely identify with:

Barbara Streisand
Michale Moore
Rosie O'Donnell
Larry David
Jay Leno
Charles Barkley
Clint Eastwood
Bruce Willis
Chuck Norris
Rush Limbaugh
Ann Coulter

Man, probably right in there with either Eastwood and Willis.

What issues are most important to you this election?

I'm looking for hope, change, and a leader who is fired up and ready to go.

Do you think Obama is addressing these issues?

Are you calling from one of those boiler rooms in India?

Topeka, Kansas. But I get your point. Dumb question.
Now thinking about Obama, some have questioned his experience in national elected office. Do you think he can be an effective leader from day one?

Yes He Can.

Are you aware that he's a 46-year-old liberal from Chicago?

I heard about that.

Are you aware that he's for leaving Iraq, nationalizing health care, raising taxes, and having the federal government give away more free stuff?

I disagree with him on those particular points, but that's okay. None of that is gonna pass or anything. But I do want a country willing to break down barriers.

You mean the first black president?

No. The first cool president.

DEAD BLOGGING FROM MY EASY CHAIR

Made it home just in time to give you a fair and balanced, blow-by-blow account of tonight's Austin debate. Here goes.

6:50 -- Why is Lou Dobbs the top dawg for the intro program? Plus, turnout must be light. CNN's is using the rec on campus for its national E-Night coverage.

7: 00 --The polls have now closed.

7: 10 -- My bad. Turns out this is NOT election night.

7:14 -- Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton sure does lie a lot in her opening statement. I counted at least six factual errors in her opening remarks.

7: 19 -- Senator Barack Obama: No lies in his opening statement.

7: 22 -- If that's Campbell Brown, she's lost weight since she hung out in Austin during the 2000 recount.

7: 25 -- Clinton just admitted she's a pro-Cuban Communist.

7: 27 -- On the other hand, Obama wants free speech and a free press in Cuba. Will meet with them if the are our friends. Hell, EVERYBODY is Obama's friend!

7: 29 -- What a me-too bitch! Also pro-Iranian and anti-Governor Bush.

7: 31 -- Obama wants to be more pro-active than we were 20 or 30 years ago (subliminal generation comparison).

7: 32 -- Yep, that is Campbell Brown. Wonder if she's gonna hit Liberty Lunch tonight and relive the old days.

7: 34: -- On the economy, he wants Americans to make more money. And he's opposed to letting the Chinese poison American babies. He want us to all come together and kick the living shit out of special interests.

7: 36 -- Clinton says Me too me too me too. She met a hair dresser? WTF!

7:38 -- Barack has good manners. He told her to "go ahead" when she flagrantly violated the time-limit rules. If Obama tried to cheat, she'd throw a lamp at him.

7: 39 -- She wants to force undocumented workers "out of the shade" in Laredo, one of the hottest cities in America. That's just cruel.

7: 33 -- Obama wants to be humane. And he likes Mexicans. Bet they like him back, too.

7: 39 -- Clinton: "me too." Admits she's a giant-assed flip-flopper. Admits she votes on bills she doesn't understand and tries to blame it on Bush.

7:43 -- Gentleman Obama let's her break the rules yet again. Good move. Give her ALL the rope she wants.

7: 46: -- Obama finally gets to talk. He speaks clearly and not in all that inside-the Beltway gobbledygook. He has a dream for our children.

7: 50 -- The moderators are keeping their questions pretty short and concise. Chris Matthews must be pulling his hair out.

7:53 -- Clinton says she can't speak Spanish.

7:56 -- Barack wants kids to learn languages, so they don't grow up to be like Hillary.

7: 57 -- BRB. Gotta pee.

7: 59 -- Timed that perfectly. They went to break. Playing a Mindy Montford ad. Go Mindy!

8:00 -- John King just called Hillary Clinton a liar.

8:01 -- Hillary concedes she's a huge fan of negative campaigning. What the hell is that sticking out of her dress? Is she wearing a neck brace? That's strange.

8:03 -- Obama: pro-ethics and pro-helping wounded soldiers; anti-wasteful spending and anti-earmarks and anti- gridlock. Points out that people in Texas like him. Hillary? Not to much.

8: 05 -- Barack says there's nothing wrong with giving brilliant speeches (subliminal jab at Clinton). University crowd goes crazy when he says he wants to cut tuition.

8:07 -- Hillary says she wants to give her 1993 health care plan a second chance. Wants all or nothing. Yeah, that worked so well the first time. Why would you bring that up? What's next? Cattle futures and your brother selling pardons out of the White House?

8: 09 -- Barack says that when it comes to health care, he's not living in a dream world. Would rather kick an easy field goal than fumble in his own backfield. (editors note: Hillary snubbed Coach Brown and Colt McCoy today. Dumb dumb dumb.)

8:11 -- Clinton breaks rules again.

8: 14 -- Barack tries to give a brief rebuttal after Clinton violates the format guidelines once more and she tries to physically strike him.

8: 15 -- She did it again. If she were a child, she'd be grounded and sent to her room without any supper.

8: 16 -- Crowd breaks out in laughter at Clinton's big ol' stack of speeding tickets. Hillary, they're laughing AT you, not WITH you.

8: 19 -- On to foreign affairs. For the life of me, someone please explain why she keeps acting likes she's some John Foster Dulles.

8: 21 -- Barack makes really good sense on national security. Very thoughtful and mainstream. Hillary interrupts, attempts to break the rules AGAIN, and the moderators just throw up their hands in disbelief.

8: 23 -- Am I spelling Barack Obama correctly?

8: 26 -- Did Clinton just say she wants to bring a Brownsville wife's soldier husband home and give him some sweet Hillary love?

8: 29 -- The man knows his audience. Points out that he is anti-war. That sells well in Austin. Adds that sufficient equipment and support for America's fighting men and women makes more sense, from a strategic military angle, than hooking them up with blindly ambitious thick-legged 62 year old women.

8: 30 -- Another break. More teevee ads. But no Mindy.

8: 33 -- Barack passed a bill called Google For Government. Sounds good. I hear Google is really catching on. Also, he doesn't want to flush your tax dollars down the toilet.

8: 37 -- Clinton says wasteful spending can be sustained by raising taxes. Get the sense she doesn't have her finger on the nation's pulse.

8: 40 -- Obama respects regular voters more than political insiders. Very much pro-democracy.

8: 42 -- Barack answers final question with his powerful life story mini-speech. Man, I hope they play Signed Sealed Delivered pretty soon.

8: 45 -- Hillary gives some outrageously disjointed answer about facing great adversity in life (what?) while also living a life that was blessed. Make.Up.Your.Mind.

THE END

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